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shrimpton Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | Re: Anyone need some glass cut? Marsdie: Yours is a strangely selective red flag waving attempt - so of course I'll ignore it. This W126 thread has re-generated into a far more appropriate cryptic post fest about female anatomical bits - surely you can have no problem with that?. | ||
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Marsden Classic MB Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: Capital City USA Vehicle(s): Mercedes-Benz | Re: Anyone need some glass cut? shrimpton - 6/19/2006 5:09 AM Marsdie: Yours is a strangely selective red flag waving attempt - so of course I'll ignore it. This W126 thread has re-generated into a far more appropriate cryptic post fest about female anatomical bits - surely you can have no problem with that?. It has indeed evolved away from your gratuitous personal assault, so thanks for not ignoring it...
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shrimpton Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | Re: Anyone need some glass cut? Think nothing of it then - you'll be ok. Jillian80 can look after himself. | ||
#24996 - in reply to #18889 | |||
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Jillian80 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | Re: Anyone need some glass cut? shrimpton - 6/20/2006 4:01 AM Jillian80 can look after himself. Hey, Shrimpton--you've gotten my gender wrong again. With your persistent confusing of my gender and your tortured English, I'm wondering whether the tools of your trade, i.e. house paint, creosote, and thinners, have impaired your mental abilities. Of greater concern to you, no doubt, is your admission of suffering from erectile dysfunction. I admire your courage in admitting this in a public forum. Embracing the problem is always the first step toward a remedy. And, even though you describe the condition as 'fitfully' (by which I assume you mean your erection is intermittent) there are certainly many options available to you to improve your performance. As you already know, I work in the pharmaceutical industry and a significant percentage of my older male patients experience similar impairment. There are currently three drugs on the market developed specifically for males of advancing years suffering from varying degrees of impotency. The most popular is, of course, Viagra. But it's worth considering Cialis or Levitra, because individuals respond differently to many drugs. However, many impotence treatments have side effects. Most male impotence treatments also tend to limit sexual spontaneity. Viagra, Cialis and Levitra have to be taken 15-60 minutes before arousal. Other treatments require you to inject your penis with drugs, insert a suppository into your urethra, even attach an external vacuum pump to your penis. Before you choose to pursue a medical solution, it is usual to rule out factors such as an unattractive partner, repressed homosexual tendencies, or broader anxieties, which can all manifest themselves as diminished libido. Finally, please be aware that although you may be tempted to purchase medication without consulting your physician, through fear of embarrassment, those of us in the industry are increasingly aware of a flood of counterfeit drugs which may have little or no efficacy at all and may even be harmful. HTH. | ||
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Marsden Classic MB Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: Capital City USA Vehicle(s): Mercedes-Benz | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? Or, my version. Your lack of a woodie is Mother Nature telling you to just keep it in your pants
Edited by Marsden 6/20/2006 11:35 PM | ||
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jdc1244 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | Woe Unto He Who Doubts Mistress J! Jillian80 - 6/20/2006 11:02 PM ...insert a suppository into your urethra... I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but that one made me wince… | ||
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Marsden Classic MB Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: Capital City USA Vehicle(s): Mercedes-Benz | RE: Woe Unto He Who Doubts Mistress J! Jesus. JD! The rest of us didn't read it
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jdc1244 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? Shhh… (Don’t let Mistress J know you don’t read her posts…) | ||
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Marsden Classic MB Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: Capital City USA Vehicle(s): Mercedes-Benz | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? Exactly what I was thinking! She's gonna whip my ass but good now... (shhh... don't let her know I like it.. )
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jdc1244 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? No problem. Just tell her you think her posts are witty and intelligent and she’ll hit you only once…maybe twice… | ||
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420 SE Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? jdc1244 - 6/21/2006 2:07 PM Shhh… (Don’t let Mistress J know you don’t read her posts…) :ohno:
Oh, it's all OK, they are to marry soon and it will become the norm!!! | ||
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NZ Benz Expert Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand Vehicle(s): 1993 300SEL/S320 Posts: 2555 | RE: Woe Unto He Who Doubts Mistress J! jdc1244 - 6/20/2006 11:53 PM Jillian80 - 6/20/2006 11:02 PM ...insert a suppository into your urethra... I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but that one made me wince… Never mind the cure, I think to be inflicted with that disorder in the first place would be enough punishment. | ||
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Jillian80 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | RE: Woe Unto He Who Doubts Mistress J! NZ Benz - 6/21/2006 5:30 AM jdc1244 - 6/20/2006 11:53 PM Never mind the cure, I think to be inflicted with that disorder in the first place would be enough punishment. :ahhh:Jillian80 - 6/20/2006 11:02 PM ...insert a suppository into your urethra... I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but that one made me wince…Awwww. Don't make fun now. ED is treatable and nothing to be ashamed of. Shrimpton should be commended for his courage in admitting his problem. | ||
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NZ Benz Expert Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand Vehicle(s): 1993 300SEL/S320 Posts: 2555 | RE: Woe Unto He Who Doubts Mistress J! Jillian80 - 6/21/2006 9:57 AM NZ Benz - 6/21/2006 5:30 AM jdc1244 - 6/20/2006 11:53 PM Never mind the cure, I think to be inflicted with that disorder in the first place would be enough punishment. :ahhh:Jillian80 - 6/20/2006 11:02 PM ...insert a suppository into your urethra... I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but that one made me wince…Awwww. Don't make fun now. ED is treatable and nothing to be ashamed of. Shrimpton should be commended for his courage in admitting his problem. WTF? What do you want from us some bullshit focus group, 12 step give a clap for his courage? LOL. | ||
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Jillian80 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? jdc1244 - 6/20/2006 11:55 PM No problem. Just tell her you think her posts are witty and intelligent and she’ll hit you only once…maybe twice… He likes to be hit four times. He also likes to wear a diaper and recite Wordsworth in Swahili during the whipping. Oops. I guess he didn't want me to share that little tidbit. | ||
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Jillian80 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | RE: Woe Unto He Who Doubts Mistress J! NZ Benz - 6/21/2006 9:03 AM Jillian80 - 6/21/2006 9:57 AM WTF? What do you want from us some bullshit focus group, 12 step give a clap for his courage? LOL. :biggrin:NZ Benz - 6/21/2006 5:30 AM jdc1244 - 6/20/2006 11:53 PM Never mind the cure, I think to be inflicted with that disorder in the first place would be enough punishment. :ahhh:Jillian80 - 6/20/2006 11:02 PM ...insert a suppository into your urethra... I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but that one made me wince…Awwww. Don't make fun now. ED is treatable and nothing to be ashamed of. Shrimpton should be commended for his courage in admitting his problem. -- | ||
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NZ Benz Expert Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand Vehicle(s): 1993 300SEL/S320 Posts: 2555 | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? Jillian80 - 6/21/2006 10:04 AM jdc1244 - 6/20/2006 11:55 PM No problem. Just tell her you think her posts are witty and intelligent and she’ll hit you only once…maybe twice… He likes to be hit four times. He also likes to wear a diaper and recite Wordsworth in Swahili during the whipping. Oops. I guess he didn't want me to share that little tidbit. I'm on too those pullups now as I'm a big boy today. LOL OK thats just nasty | ||
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Marsden Classic MB Date registered: Apr 2006 Location: Capital City USA Vehicle(s): Mercedes-Benz | RE: Anyone need some glass cut? Jillian80 - 6/21/2006 10:04 AM He also likes to wear a diaper and recite Wordsworth in Swahili during the whipping. I can't believe you mentioned the Swahili part. That was supposed to be our secret | ||
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AsianML Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | Re: Anyone need some glass cut? God what a thread. | ||
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Naomilla2.0 Date registered: Dec 1899 Location: Vehicle(s): | RE: Anyone need some glass cut?
uhm, can I get my glass cut please.
If you recall, it was the A/C that started it all | ||
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